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How Does A Flower Whistle And Other Bad Flower Jokes

May 24, 2025

The world is a tire fire but never fear, bad jokes are here!

(grins)

What are Spring’s favorite pickles?

Daffo-dills!

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

A tiger lily!

How does a flower whistle?

It uses its tulips.

What kind of lion never roars?

A dandelion!

    What is a frog’s favorite flower?

    Croak-us!

    Where do roses sleep at night?

    In their flowerbeds!

    What is a golfer’s favorite flower?

    Fore-get-me-nots!

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