You know I LOVE terrible puns and bad jokes and I have an awesome Halloween collection of them.
Here are some of my favorites…
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How do you know a vampire has a cold?
He starts coffin!
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What type of music does a mummy like the best?
Wrap!
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What type of dog does Dracula have?
A blood hound.
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What does a ghost call his sweetheart?
His ghoul-friend!
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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frost bite!
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What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
His transparents.
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Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
He had no body to dance with!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Sham-BOO!
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Have a Happy Halloween, my friends!
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Warlord’s Return
Ariq is a barbarian warrior seeking a war.
He locates that battle when he meets Xareni.
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Ariq is one of Chamele’s top warriors. A genetic predisposition to fighting, paired with intensive training and experience, has honed the scarred male into an effective killing machine. He loves war, can’t live without combat.
The Succession Wars, however, have finally ended and the Chamele sector is now at peace. Seeking excitement and purpose, the barbarian warrior accompanies his Second to the Refuge, an outlaw settlement on Carinae E. He hopes to locate the battle he’s been craving there.
Ariq finds that conflict and more when he meets his fated mate.
Xareni owes the Ruler of the Refuge a favor. That’s the only reason she has returned to the settlement. She doesn’t like crowds or structures or a certain barbarian warrior who insists on following her everywhere. It doesn’t matter that there’s a connection between them, that he makes her burn with desire, that he looks at her with heat in his dark eyes.
She’s a monster and monsters don’t need anyone.
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Warlord’s Return is a STANDALONE Alien Barbarian SciFi Romance featuring a determined barbarian warrior, an equally resolute human female, and an eyeball-eating mini dragon.
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