Happy Halloween – Brace For Bad Puns!

By Cynthia Sax on October 31, 2020

You know I LOVE terrible puns and bad jokes and I have an awesome Halloween collection of them.

Here are some of my favorites…

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How do you know a vampire has a cold?

He starts coffin!

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What type of music does a mummy like the best?

Wrap!

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What type of dog does Dracula have?

A blood hound.

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What does a ghost call his sweetheart?

His ghoul-friend!

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frost bite!

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What does a ghost call his mom and dad?

His transparents.

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Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?

He had no body to dance with!

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Sham-BOO!

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Have a Happy Halloween, my friends!

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Warlord’s Return

Ariq is a barbarian warrior seeking a war.

He locates that battle when he meets Xareni.

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Ariq is one of Chamele’s top warriors. A genetic predisposition to fighting, paired with intensive training and experience, has honed the scarred male into an effective killing machine. He loves war, can’t live without combat.

The Succession Wars, however, have finally ended and the Chamele sector is now at peace. Seeking excitement and purpose, the barbarian warrior accompanies his Second to the Refuge, an outlaw settlement on Carinae E. He hopes to locate the battle he’s been craving there.

Ariq finds that conflict and more when he meets his fated mate.

Xareni owes the Ruler of the Refuge a favor. That’s the only reason she has returned to the settlement. She doesn’t like crowds or structures or a certain barbarian warrior who insists on following her everywhere. It doesn’t matter that there’s a connection between them, that he makes her burn with desire, that he looks at her with heat in his dark eyes.

She’s a monster and monsters don’t need anyone.

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Warlord’s Return is a STANDALONE Alien Barbarian SciFi Romance featuring a determined barbarian warrior, an equally resolute human female, and an eyeball-eating mini dragon.

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Cyn-Sights: Fangs In Fur And Fangs In Frosting

By Cynthia Sax on January 6, 2013

Some reading buddies have asked if Fangs In Fur (releasing January 17th) is related to Fangs In Frosting.

All of my stories can be read on their own (or out of order) but these two stories ARE in the same series.

Helena, the heroine of Fangs In Fur, makes a brief appearance in Fangs In Frosting. She gives Viktor the vampire recipe book.

In Fangs In Fur, we find out that Helena is the librarian… I mean archives administrator for the vampire council. That’s how she knew about the vampire recipe book.

Helena and Charlotte (or luscious Lottie) have become friends (who can resist Charlotte?) so Charlotte makes appearances throughout the story, being her usual bubbly happy self.

Nico, the scarred badass vampire from Fangs In Frosting, also makes an appearance in Fangs In Fur. He continues to gather favors.

So yes, Fangs In Fur can be read on its own, but readers of Fangs In Frosting will meet up with (VERY) old friends.

FANGS IN FUR
By Cynthia Sax
Coming Soon From Changeling Press
Fangs In Fur

I’m Helena and I’m no delicate flower, my rough touch making former paranormal lovers cry. I’m looking for someone big and strong and preferably not a wolf, especially not that alpha wolf I have stalking me.

I’m not attracted to him — no matter how wide his shoulders or how high his pain tolerance. I’m not that foolish. Lasting relationships between wolves and vampires are forbidden, and this male has the gleam of forever in his wild eyes. He is determined to make me his mate and that, I know, will break the fragile peace between our species.

There’s a thin, blood-red line between enemies and lovers. I’m about to cross it.
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